We Talk to Horses Releases Uncontroversial New Single, Abstract Art
Editors’ Corner
Welcome to the first post-inaugural newsletter of the Institute for the Calibration of Reality.
To illustrate the vicissitudes of handcrafting a newsletter of such inestimable import, and to share exclusive never-before-seen behind-the-scenes sneak peek special access content, we submit for your consideration, dear reader, a transcript of our most recent meeting:
MINUTES: ICR GENERAL MEETING, JUNE 10, 2023
Porch: I regret that we must make a sad announcement to our cherished reader(s). We are no closer to achieving our goal of talking to horses
Saintarctica: How do we know that?
MEETING ADJOURNED
In this spirit, your Editors in chief,
Porch Lagersthwaite
Saintarctica Ottorino
Directors, The Institute for the Calibration of Reality
New Single by We Talk To Horses
Out now: Abstract Art, the second single by We Talk To Horses, the only musical band in the universe that has the imprimatur of the Institute.
After intense deconstruction of the song, Institute scholars have no idea what it means. It appears to allude to a painting – a painting that may not even exist? We thus make a plea to all our readers: make this painting known to us. The future of the balance of our planet is in the balance.
(one anonymous Institute director dissenting)
The Perfect Summer, Brought to You by the Institute for the Calibration of Reality
Summer’s here, and the Institute has “got you covered”! Perfect your summer with us:
Need the perfect weather? Order some from our Custom Weather Service!
Need the perfect beach read? Get our other newsletter Institute Inbox Intimacies, or read one of our research reports on Parasemiology, The New Math, The Semiotics of Children’s Stationery, or Grammaturgy for the New Millennium!
Need the perfect family activity for a rainy day? Why not work on a Small Idea!
Need the perfect playlist? Make your own, then add the song of the summer, No Anaesthetic by We Talk To Horses!
Limited Edition Bespoke Aphorism
For We Talk To Horses merch, please visit the General Store.
This month’s featured item is a limited edition aphorism, created for the band by Bespoke Aphorisms by Adage Infinitum. When you order this aphorism, We Talk To Horses will hand-letter it on 6″ x 6″ watercolor paper (ink and paper colors may vary).
We can only sell and ship these within Canada.
$200 CAD, shipping included.